Schooner Saloon
Closed
272 C St, Eureka, CA 95501, USA*

Aye Chihuahua...those of you who come...

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JackDumpling
Sep 21, 2006, 2:51 AM
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Aye Chihuahua...those of you who come to tuscl to find information on the Schooner Saloon will notice that I'm the only one supplying reviews of this once-wonderful den of iniquity. I sort-of believe in this place, at least for its potential. The back room where the dances happen is really huge...the overhead for a place like this in the Bay Area would be enormous! They've had dancing back there, they've showcased local bands - the last thing they tried was to have a DJ back there. I will wager that they had the DJ there for one night, and when no one showed up they pulled the plug. The other night I found out that they had dancers in there the first weekend of the month, but the dancers flaked out after that. Seriously...someone needs to put together a program that the dancers can live with, the club can live with, and the patrons will be happy about.

For now, I usually go in there for a beer or two when I happen to be up in Humboldt. I don't expect anything more than a beer, and a little conversation with the locals.

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