Do I Look Like Chipper Jones To You?

Pulled up to to the club about 3:15. I came to try 2 things, the Skybox VIP which you guys say can get too hot sometimes and catch the vibe when the upstairs is open. The potholes make the place not trucker or sprinter van man friendly. They have inexplicably marked off with cones the parking spots right by the street that nobody tends to want. Paid 10 bucks to enter plus tip jar there was no pressure to fill. (12 bucks total) The doorman who looks like a dirty middle aged porn producer gave me a pat down you can sneak a 24 caliber pistol in with.

Seeing how the top floor was open I wondered if the upstairs bathroom was in use and it was not. It was open but you can’t lock it or at least I couldn’t figure it out. The bartender upstairs told me patrons weren’t allowed to use it. The bar service upstairs sucked. There was a cute female and a male. I stood there with a 20 in my hand to see if they ever were going to respond and they never did. Coke was 3 bucks, water bottles were 5. I didn’t tip upstairs because they were completely lacking. The dances upstairs were the same high mileage awesomeness that you’d expect from Vivide however. The upstairs was kind of hot though.

Trap trap trap music is what’s played. Songs are fairly long. DJ doesn’t yell loud or often and I think part of that is that the dancers generally speak little English. Crowd was very mixed racially. Age range varied. A drug dealer was upstairs. Everyone had plenty of room kinda because of the upstairs being open. I liked the upstairs better because there were tables there right next to the skybox and you could have privacy. The ramp to the skybox was scuffed up I guess someone running to the money. There were also couches and a random poll by the ATM that’s so unused they put chairs in front of it. Not facing the poll. Facing away. There was zero poll dancing here in 2 hours in the place.