It was a win

Well, I haven't really been hitting the clubs lately, but when I do I normally like the high mileage RI clubs. But I had seen an IG ad for the Cabarets Christmas party and free chineese food. I was in the area visiting customers so I figured what the fuck, its been about 25 years since I've tried this place.

Party started at 12, I got there about 1230. Parking lot had a good ten or so cars. Two middle aged guys manning the door, they didnt ask for my ID kinda just waved me in. Club is fairly well lit, good size stage to your right, good size bar to your left, bathrooms straight ahead. First stop to take a piss, bathrooms were clean and adequate. Went to the bar ordered a coors light $9, $11 with tip. On stage was a thick but very fit girl with large man mades and glasses. I dropped a few dollars on the stage and she eventually got completly nude.

Had another beer at the bar, next couple of girls were a little heavy for my liking, a white then black girl that was really thick. After about 35 minutes I went over to the buffet and had some chineese food while I watched a few girls dance from a distance, again a bit thicker and some older than I like. After I finished eating I went to the stage to tip a few of the girls. there were two standouts, one tall really thing young dancer with a great smile, had some blond streaks in her hair and hand a nice landing strip poking out of the top of her thong. Never took the thong off. Second stand out was a barbie look a like spinner. Nice man made boobs with over filled lips. Loved her shape but she didnt smile, kinda went thru the motions and never took off her bottoms.