First Visit With The Angels of Kalamazoo

I really wanted to write a nice, detailed review for this place, but I’m not one of the great philosophers of our time who could effortlessly fit a night’s worth of detail into only a few eloquent paragraphs. I hesitated to even bother after seeing how long my initial draft turned out, but hey, here we are.

I’m prefacing this with the fact that we live near the Fort Wayne area which has about four or five clubs available. They’re great for hanging out and getting some dances, but with pasties as far as the eye can see and a citywide no-touch ordinance, we just wanted something different. Thankfully the fine people of Michigan don’t have time for such silly restrictions, so after some research we decided to check out Angels.

I know, I know, “Have you been to Detroit before? Why not just go to Detroit? You can have a chocolate syrup wrestling match followed by a whipped cream orgy with seven different girls in Detroit! And don’t forget the cherry on top!” Well, what can I say? Detroit isn’t for everyone, and that’s just not what we were looking for. I prefer a nice, chill place where I can hang out with my buddies and see some hopefully good talent. But I still want the option of decent contact and mileage, and maybe a little more if you happen to find just the right dancer.