I went to this club for...

I went to this club for 2 reasons: I had been to the Tropical Lei and the night I was there the two dancers I liked the best had come over from it due to a blackout, and secondly based on the previous reviews here it had gotten higher ratings.

I give it a 5 because it just flat out isn't any fun. It's all business and almost zero on entertainment or relaxation. To start with barely anyone is dancing. Sure a couple times an hour someone goes up on the stage to the DJ's mumbling and moves around like they're pissed off and bored. This attitude doesn't stop at the stage. There is no party going on at the Hawaii Theater. The bouncers almost frisk you and they made us put our phones in the car because they had cameras. The reason for this became obvious later.

When entering the club they might as well not have any lights on at all. We could hardly find our way without tripping or bumping our shins on the furniture. The stage was bare and and dim and it stayed that way for about 15 minutes while we bought our 5 dollar cokes and settled in. Before my eyes even adjusted two or three women had asked me to go to the VIP and clearly offered that they would either give me a bj or fs, no subtlities here, just upsell. I actually coudn't see them. It was like being in a spook house at holloween. I believe there were about 7 dancers working the floor total the entire time we were there. Two were very cute 8's, two were big girls 4's, one looked like a soccer mom 7 and one had nothing going for her 2.