Quiet lonely Thursday
Stopped by the porthole on a Thursday afternoon. I went once in 2019. Not much has changed . Located on the corner of a U shaped shopping center . Shopping center is busy so finding parking was tough . Walked in no cover of course given 1 pm on a weekday and thought I went blind, the place is dark you have to give yourself a minute for the eyes to adjust. Bar is immediately when you enter and where I plopped down and set up shop. Around 6 regular guys at the bar and it has a blue collar feel to the place . 3 of them were sitting with women and the 3 women were AA and not attractive.
Was planning on 1 beer and if I saw anything I liked then going in the back. Ordered a bud heavy and gave the bartender a 10 and I think she gave me $6 back but I told her to keep it. I counted 6 girls. 4 AA one white one Latina. No one was one on the stage for the 30 minutes I was there . Only one girl was available and the rest were sitting with regular Joe’s drinking. This is more a dive bar than a strip joint . A dive bar with some dancers if I had to describe it. The one AA girl available came over and sat on my lap. She was big and not in a thick or curvy way, more like you’re too big to be dancing way lol. Offered me a dance I refused. Was rubbing her hand on my inner thigh, she should’ve gotten the hint when junior wouldn’t budge. Was there 30 minutes never had a chance at anyone else given their preoccupation finished my bud and left. My experience in 2019 was similar but there were a couple more girls and I did spot a nice AA girl that I took in the back for some extracurriculars. I did see the lone white girl, more like a woman 40+ with a nice rack actually, but she never came over and I could never get her attention.
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