Worst cupcake I ever had

Was bored on a Saturday night and was curious about this place. I heard it was BYOB so I picked up a six pack and decided to wonder on over. It was around 10pm and the place was empty except for the girl on stage don’t remember her name but she was thicker had wide hips and a big rack and the bouncers talking to each other I decided to go in got patted down and payed the $20 cover.

I take a look around and I noticed the place is a refurbished warehouse with tables and chairs. I sat down and before I could open my beer a dancer sat down next me. Now I really find this annoying especially cause she came outta nowhere and I didn’t even open my beer or got a chance to settle in. So I sit there don’t say anything and open my beer and take a couple sips she then says “boy you’re quiet” in which I responded “ you sat next to me” we have a BS small talk conversation realizing I wasn’t interested she left she was a heavier set white girl but had a pretty face and decent ass. Then I heard cupcake was taking the stage.

Cupcake was a good looking dancer young brown hair small rack and a nice round ass she danced a couple songs and was good at shaking her ass I threw some money on stage and some on her ass while she bounced it. When she got down she came and sat next to me we talked for a few then she mentioned dances I asked how much and she gave a run down. I decided on the two song dance for $90 I went to the back and before we got in she mentioned about tipping up front and how they don’t get a cut for dances only tips so I tipped her and went in the room. There was a futon and a light that stayed on the whole time she then mentioned no touching at all during this dance which began the most awkward dance ever. Neither of us were interested she gave no eye contact barley smiled and just hovered over me I couldn’t wait to be done. As soon as it was over I got up and left and didn’t say a word I walked out into the club looked around said fuck this and left.