Schizophrenic Club. Sometimes good but not today.

Schizophrenic club, one day you can find several accommodating attractive dancers and the next time will be nothing but a bunch of fatties upset you don’t accept their “wanna dance” routine. The latter was found in this visit, a Tuesday afternoon. Not that it matters much because most afternoons are littered with seasoned veterans, both customers and dancers. Today’s dancers unfortunately found the out of shape aging dancers that used to be slimmer asking me for dances because there was a time when I said yes, years ago. Long gone are the fit attractive types, with the exception of one or two who are new and it takes luck and an investment of time to get to know each other.

I was hoping to find Jada, an athletic AA pleasantly looking to fill her card with repeat customers. She was direct and accommodated my wishes without being too pushy, but alas I think she mixes it up from dayshift to night shift and has no set schedule. Others have commented on her business model in reviews. She said she has experience working in Vegas, and I was pleased she left behind the high hustle tactic that comes from working in Vegas. There was probably 20 girls working, and I left after a couple drinks. I did see a few knockouts start their shift but didn’t have time to wait for them to come out of the locker room. Does it take 30 minutes to get dressed? Maybe. The 2 for 1 well drinks are $10.50, reasonable for this market. It kept me company for the hour I was there.

I am fascinated how former Band Aid strippers can come over to this club and continue to work, even when they get heavier. Maybe because they provide consistent attendance whereas several of the more attractive ones are gone after you see them a few times. Anyway, the inconsistent level of service and talent is why I don’t frequent this place as much as the other clubs in the area. With BSC, 44, and even Band AIDS I generally can find something that satisfies on most visits. Hiliter I’ve found to be good about one in four visits. Their $10 floor dances find me searching for dancers that will even audition for me, which leads them to ask about VIP $30 dances. I’m happy to upgrade if they’re willing to audition in the floor, but I get the push to immediately go to VIP. No getting to know you, just a what can you give me as a dancer from your wallet kind of vibe. Alice from BSC used to work here, and she would provide a get ti know you first dance and chat session before I as the PL would have to ask for VIP. That’s how you get repeat customers. I digress. Some dancers I miss are Malory, Nina, Tiny, and Angel. All whom I here are still working but not when I arrive, and all fit the model of hood conversation, not too pushy, and in shape which is probably why they don’t have to push too much for the upgrades.