A bucket list strip club! Everyone should go just to say they did.

Wesley's gets a bad reputation, but it's definitely an experience worth having at least once. There aren't any one legged strippers, as legends suggest. The blocks of wood that you bang on the table in leiu of clapping are real though. The strippers are real women, pretty faces, but you will see some stretch marks and cellulite. Not a silicone implant in sight. There are usually some curvier girls as well, if you are into that sort of thing, as I am.

Friday nights usually get pretty wild, as they are liberal about female customers getting on stage. Hell, I even got a free lap dance from a customer once! I have also seen some fights in the parking lot every blue moon, which is also very entertaining. Just don't get involved yourself, and be aware that sometimes you have to know when it's time to stop watching and get out of dodge.

Downsides, there is no ATM on site, credit tabs require a $35 minimum, the waitresses will hound you sometimes if it is slow (understandably they make money mostly from tips, so I can't say I blame them), smoking is allowed inside. No VIP area or anything, so lap dances are right in front of everyone. Another downside, it's right in the middle of redneck Alabama, so maybe peel off your Biden 2024 stickers before you go 😉