Stopped in to Bottoms Up while driving through Akron. This place used to be one of my go to’s as a warmup for the other Akron Clubs. The parking lot isn’t bad other than the massive potholes. You walk in and have to get buzzed in the door. Once in you pay $10 which gets you in the door and buys you a soft drink. I walked in and only the bartender was there but she was dressed to dance. Two other guys at the bar who looked pretty uninterested.
I sipped my Diet Coke and asked the bartender for a dance. She was older with what appeared to be some nice bolt-ons. She came around and gave me a dance. Those creamers were definitely top shelf. The dance was pretty good and I would have loved to take her up to VIP but she couldn’t because she was bartending. The bar side dance was $5.
After my our song was done a girl came down from the VIP with a customer. She didn’t look bad so when she came by and asked me if I wanted a dance I took her up in the offer. She was about a 6 with an ok body. Once she started dancing I knew right away it was going to be a bust. She danced way too fast and a tied like she was in the Club dancing with her friends. It was also an air dance because the one time I touched her she said no because she was doing her moves. WTF? By the end of the song she was dripping sweat which was pretty gross. I tipped her the $5 and sent her on her way.
I sat around for another song and no new girls made an appearance. I decided to cut my losses and head home. Definitely not worth the little money that I spent.
