Dodgy Club, Flirty Girls, YMMV

I was in the area and wanted to check out the action, having last visited about 10 years ago. Neighborhood is totally sketchy at night, a mixture a run-down industrial and struggling autobody repair shops. The Showcase Theatre is in an old delapidated wood frame building with an attached parking area enclosed with a tall chain link fence and a threatening security sign with a gun on it. It definitely has a gang/criminal vibe to it. There had always been someone lurking in their car or truck in the lot when I’ve pulled in. Probably people buying and selling drugs, but who knows. Still, the lot seems safer than parking out front, so I parked and went in. Expecting to be asked to pay a cover, instead I first saw two armed security guards. One looked like a police officer. There were about a dozen scantily clad ladies sitting around the perimeter of the room, about 5-6 guys (a couple of the girls on guys’ laps), and a bar at the back of the room with a middle-aged woman and two middle-aged men, all scurrolous characters. I was directed to the bar by one of the armed guards and told the cover was $20. I paid and the man marked the back of my hand with a yellow highlighter, but there was no visible mark. I suspect that this was to identify patrons who wanted to go out to the parking lot to drink or smoke or whatever and then come back in, since thos is a strictly BYOB club. I then did a circuit of the room (all the people were in one room, woth a VIP section off to one side). Most of the ladies were 30+, I’d say 6s and 7s. The seats were all hardbacked with torn upholstry, looking like discarded cafeteria chairs. I grabbed a seat next to the wall, and almost immediately one of the ladies asked me if I would like some company. I accepted even thpuhh she wasn’t my type, and she sat next to me. We engaged on smAll talk and I got the rundown on the cost of dances. Lap dances were $20/“song” (I’ll come back to that later), $30 topless in VIP, and $40 “nude”, plus $20 for use of the VIP booth. After a few minutes I politely let the lady know I wasn’t interested, and she moved on. After a minute or so another one decided to give a go. Not much better than the first, I declined. Then a hot young latina (about 25) came and sat on my lap and started giving giving me a lap dance. She told me her name was Carey. She had a pretty face and boobs like peaches. I was looking more for some nice melons to fondle, and I was going to give her the boot, but she kept going and got really friendly with a lot of moaning and heavy breathing in my ear. I knew ot was an act but I was really enjoying it. I hadn’t offered or agreed to pay her anything, so after several minutes of this I decided we should take it private with VIP. I offered and she escorted me to the bar to pay the $20 for the VIP room. I told her I wanted nude. She willingly obliged and started dancing to this lively but somewhat monotonous latin music where it was impossible to tell when one song ended and the next one began. Even with the “nude” dances, the girls all seemed to keep pieces of black tape (not really pasties; that would have looked better) over their nipples. It annoyed me since I really like nipples. But Carey really did a hot lap dance with plenty of contact. She put my hands her boobs and even wanted me to rub her kitty. It was one of the hottest lap dances I’ve ever had! At this point were were at least 10 minutes in and I realized I had no idea how many songs had played (at $40 per I’d like to keep track). She told me 3 songs had played and asked me if I wanted to go for number 4. I told her 3 was good and I paid her $120. She didn’t ask for a tip (I hate it when they do that). I went back on the floor, hit the head, came out and spotted a somewhat heavyset latina with big natural looking knockers. I invited her to VIP, paid the $20 for the room, and she led me back. I should mention that the VIP booths are extremely dark. When you first enter you have to be careful not to bust your ass sitting down since you can’t see the seats. She told me her name was Juliana, and I told her I wanted two nude dances. She took off her top to reveal nice ripe melons, but again with the black tape over the nipples. She also kept a g-string on, so it wasn’t really nude. She started her lap and let me hold her boobs, but danced rather frenetically so I couldn’t really do much. After a minute or two the black tape on her nipples started bugging me and I asked if she could remove it. She said she would for $200 for 5 songs. It was more than I had planned to spend on her, but I thought if I could get 10-15 minutes with full contact it might be worth it so I agreed. She took off the tape and started dancing mostly with her back to me and even more frenetically. I found it extremely frustrating and asked her to slow down. It was clear she didn’t want any contact with her very nice (and erect) nipples. She kept going and I was so annoyed I dropped my hands and sat back, just waiting for it all to end. She asked what was wrong, and I told her I didn’t like all the jumping around. Honestly it was probably the worst lap dance I had ever had (ironic that I had the best and worst lap dances ever the same night, back-to-back!). She told me the 5 songs were up (I knew she was lying). I handed her a hundred, and told her I was getting another hundred (it was in a less accessible pocket). I think she thought I was going to try to leave without paying and she said something like “I took the tape off so you give me my money.” I retrieved the other hundred and gave it to her, then promptly left the club. Will I return some day? Probably, but not any time soon.