Showy and tame

After visiting numerous cities around the USA it is sad to see how many clubs have gone tits up (pasties included)--post COVID. After visiting Columbus Ohio and it's wasteland of clubs this one in Richmond VA was acceptable. First off-- it's in a up and coming district with easy parking. I paid 5 bucks to get in. The bathroom was clean and nice. Important-- set a good vibe. The interior was cavernous and nicely laid out with newish furniture. Big TV's on the walls and great music playing. Several big stages for the ladies. A lot of seating. Of course, on a Monday early evening I was the only customer. Usually when this happens there are no girls dancing. Not the case here. They put girls on the stage. Of the six gals working didn't see one that I wouldn't bang-- and I'm a picky dude-- none of color. I sat down at a table and watched. Took a while before for someone approached me to buy a drink--an attractive tall dancer (also bartender--never seen that before). I asked for a rum and coke-- nope. Only wine and Champagne. 9 bucks for the white wine. I've paid more. Enjoyed watching the first dancer-- thin blonde-- older and tattooed but nice body. I kept eyeing the bartender/dancer hoping she come to my table again. None of the dancers approached me for 15 minutes until one did. She was really young and well spoken. Incredible tight body and nice ass. Flat chested but who cares. She didn't ask me for a drink-- I asked her and she got a champagne-- only nine bucks. I figured I'd pay more. They gave me all my change in weird dollars--that the club probably created on their printer--never seen that before.

She explained to me a complicated private dance option list. I zoned out rubbing her tight thigh. She was open about the fact there weren't any extras avail in private dances. The lowest $$ option was $150 for 15 minutes. Normally, I wouldn't pay that much with no expectation of full nudity and tit play. But after visiting too many bad clubs post COVID I was smitten by her youthful exuberance. The private dance area was near the bathroom-- big area nicely furnished. Pleasantly surprised. Was met by the manager who handed me a paper menu-- stupidly didn't bring my reading glasses-- the first option was a "super" private dance was I believe $1400?? For that much I'd expect naked cheerleaders oiling my body and sliding all over me. There were also other prices for options ranging from $800 etc. The gal I got the dance with was honest saying that even with other options there weren't any "special" options available just that is was more private time. The $150 area I went too had a sheer curtain and visible to manager lady. The couch was clean and had springs (when I left didn't feel the need to disinfect my clothes). My date took her top off and, to my shock and horror, was wearing pasties. Yikes. Kept her bottoms on and proceeded to sit on my lap and grind. Sadly, for me, it was worth the $$ to have a half naked tight bodied young woman grinding on top of me. After the dance I quickly bid her goodbye and left. When I got to my car I realized I had a bunch of their wack bills in my pocket. What to do? Couldn't take them home-- incriminating evidence. Ha. So I put them in the trash. Would I go back again. Yep. A sad reflection of the state of strip clubs these day.