Pick 1 - Booze, Nudity or Lap dances. This a a booze club

I knew it would be bad in Utah but, didn't think it would be this boring

Club:

Location is south of downtown. Easy uber ride from the downtown bars. Club has two stages and lots of seating. The stage has a metal railing around it. Probably about 3 feet tall from the stage. Dancers sit on it and shake their ass from above. There is a bar to the left when you walk in. It has a couple of crappy TVs. I spent some time watching NBA playoffs. When the girls aren't dancing they hang out at a table and talk to each other. Drinks are reasonably priced - I think it was about $5 for a vodka soda. There were about 10 or so PL at club this night. It was $10 to get in.