Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE Seattle, WA 98115

Some nights I stay up cashing in my bad luck

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ericinthe206
Feb 17, 2023, 8:12 PM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

After my disappointing few minutes at Deja Vu I got to Pandora's around 1:00 AM. Paid the $20 for cover+drink and a waitress asked for my order. I got a club soda and tipped her a fiver. I was happy to see both stages in use after only seeing 2/3 of one stage in use at DV. Just like in my previous review of Pandora's, the smaller stage was being used as a warmup for the bigger stage. So each girl would basically dance 4 songs in a row on stage, two on the smaller and then two on the bigger. A nice big-but-not-too-big girl with dyed blond hair was on stage when I walked in. She seemed like fun. An old guy was at the stage tipping her a bunch.

An exotic cute spinner named Julia sat down by me. Normally I don't mention names of girls I have a bad experience with because I figure my bad experience is mostly due to my own personal preference. But this time was different. The conversation started off ok, she was friendly and stuff. Tried to talk me into getting a room. By itself I don't have a problem with that. She is in the sales industry after all. But I told her from the beginning that I wasn't getting a room and I didn't even bring enough money with me for a room and I have a personal policy to not spend more than I come with. I just wanted to get some dances. So we agree to some dances in the LDA. It was ok at first, most of the first song was just chit-chat. She was very lightly grinding while facing me, which was fine to start with but never got any better or even any different. She said we were warming up for the VIP room. I again declined. About this time the first song ended. She didn't budge and I made the boneheaded decision to see if the 2nd song would be any different. The only difference was her increased insistence that we get a room. "We have an ATM. I have CashApp. What's the matter, don't you wanna have fun?" Her "dance" was increasingly just going through the motions, if it ever had been something otherwise. So when the 2nd song finally ended I just said "That's it for me" and paid her the $80 I owed her. She wasn't happy with this and took her money and bolted, leaving me sitting alone in the LDA. I'm sure people will call her a ROB but I think she's just terrible at her job.

I caught a few more stage dances, hoping for a palate cleanser. The girl who was on stage when I had first come in sat down next to me. Opposite of Julia in many ways, which was nice. I flat out told her I just had a terrible lap dance experience and she was friendly and playful about it and told me a few stories. We chatted a bit and I liked her vibe so we ended up doing a 3/$100 in the LDA. At the time it was such a difference from Julia that I thought it was good. It was only later I realized that it wasn't that great of a dance either, though I liked her personality. So this one is in the category I mentioned above. It was disappointing but more because of personal preference.

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