Shithole with tons of hot chicas. Possibly the only reasonably priced club in Vegas. Great dances.
Calling this place a dive is an offense to dives everywhere. Calling it a shithole is much more accurate. However... I believe it's the only reasonably priced place in Vegas, with the most dancers per square foot at all hours of day and night (it's a tiny shithole, but seems to always have at least 20 girls there) and most consistently good dances. I don't believe extras are possible there due to VIP room being absolutely not private, but who knows. If you speak Spanish you can probably arrange a takeout with the right girl (I'm purely speculating here).
This review is a summary of three separate quick visits. I was in town on business and didn't have either all day or all night to spend and the clubs. Reading reviews of other clubs I knew that price of admission to other clubs (especially at night) would be prohibitive and cost of dances seemed higher than most places in the country, so I decided to stick to Chicas Bonitas for this trip.
The club is a tiny dive bar with two tiny stages. Sometimes both are used, sometimes neither. One stage is to the left of the entrance, one to the right. There are some chairs and tipping rail by the stages (by the long narrow low one anyway, never sat by the other one). A bunch of tiny tables with a few chairs by each throughout the small place. The center is dominated by a large bar with some bar stools. The restroom is to the left (as you walk in into the inside of the club). One urinal and one stall that doesn't lock (has a lock but it doesn't work/doesn't align). Calling that restroom shitty would be an offense to all shitty restrooms everywhere. It's beyond shitty. It's disgusting. The only thing that's worse than that disgusting restroom is their parking lot. It's a dirt parking lot (yep) with a bunch of potholes. So bad that you might loose a wheel in one. You feel like you are in some shitty little town in Mexico. Dancers speaking mostly Spanish enhance that illusion. Anyway, it costs $5 to get in (day or night AFAIK). They will look at your ID but won't scan it (didn't for me anyway). At night they will pat you down. I think they are more relaxed during the day (first time I was there just before 7pm and didn't get a patdown, but did two other times around 10pm). Fairly thorough, too. Didn't touch my just but barely. There is a sign in Spanish and English that says two drinks minimum. I never had to buy two, I sip on my first one and left both times before it was gone. Last visit was so quick I never had to buy a drink at all. They are cheap though (by Vegas standards anyway). Both rum & coke and Corona ran me only $7 each. If a chick hits you up for a shot, it's $12 (I believe, bought one a shot and a Corona for myself, paid $19 for both drinks). The music was ... you fucking guessed it, Latin music. I don't give a shit about music though.
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