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Rejected Review

Just not my type of place

Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Stopped in on a Tuesday night around 11:30, the smoke was the worst probably the worst I can ever remember being inside of any club. They either don't turn on exhaust fans or don't care about it. I didn't stay but 10-15 minutes due to the about of smoke. The other reason for such a short visit was nothing of interest inside. Not wanting to sound harsh, but inside was a cacophony of woman who were not beautiful and definitely unfit, in my opinion of course. I have a preference that if I'm spending money to look at woman I need to feel turned on, but this club offered nothing for me. To best paint a picture think of this place as a bad rap video or Snoop dog movie.