No other customers on a Saturday night

Okay, this review will be short, like my visit to Elysium.

I arrived around 11:00 on a Saturday night. The parking lot had about 6-8 cars in it. Not a big lot, but certainly enough room to park.

Cover was $25 and they just glanced at my ID. Then the guy buzzed me in. What followed was a mix of confusion and uncertainty. I was literally the only non-staff member in the place. There were 3 guys who all appeared to work there and 5 girls. A couple of the girls were white and the others were black. All were on the thick side, some of them were quite thick.