Thick as Thieved

Stopped in on a Wednesday night (only open W-Sat). Had been to this place one other time. Was hoping that it had been upgraded. There was a desperate white blonde with white knee-high boots back then. Maybe a tweaked. Definitely flat-chested.

But she wasn’t there. Buzzed in and paid $5 cover (got a deal!). They must have hired a few washed-up former linebackers as dancers. Saw a Milfy slender woman that I wasn’t sure whether she was a customer until she stood up. She was working the banker and the local golf pro at the next table, and it looked like one of them took her private.

The stage setup has promise. They have a chain in the ceiling and the fabric that they can wrap themselves in and hang upside down. In the middle is the pole (hopefully it was securely bolted at the ceiling and floor cuz some of the porkers were really stressing the fittings). And at the end was a hoop that hung from a chain in the ceiling. Most of the time it was stowed away. But one dancer who was a solid 280 did a few stylistic flourishes on it, but I was worried she would spin that thing out of the ceiling and fall on her head.