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Tattletales

Levittown, PA

A little bit of business brought me to Philadelphia, so I figured I'd check a Philly club out. Of course, I still keep AARP hours and it was a Monday, so options were limited. The…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

Millstream Inn. You were my first club. You used to be so exciting. I used to go anticipating either the tingle of meeting someone new or seeing someone I knew I liked. There was always…

Sensations Bar & Grill

Littlestown, PA

Despite my earlier threat, I caved and went back to Sensations after only one year. I needed a change of scenery. Thankfully, the drive provided that. Sensations is well reviewed on this site, but a recap…

Free parking in paved lot. Security at inside of door, but no patdown or ID check. Only 3 other customers in place late afternoon on a Wednesday. They open at 12. Domestic beer…

This was my first visit to this place. It’s out of the way, in an industrial area and basically set off by itself almost directly under an elevated section of I-95. But the area seemed…

This place could easily be amazing if it wasn’t so low-value. The location feels a bit sketchy at first — it’s an isolated building off the side of the road from some train tracks in…

(Layout stuff / food stuff) (Boring shit) Stopped in after work to check out the changes since the new management took over. The club itself is fairly small, but that gives it a relaxed and intimate…