I don't think she was Argentinian but she still taught me how to tango

So thanks to @Ilovehotblondewhiteamericanchicks, @shailynn, @Baristafan, @cakecoma, @Rod84, @Fieldgoal1, and @PepsiMan who replied to my discussion and/or my DMs regarding my planned trip to the DTW area. After some consideration, I decided to make my stop at the Silver Criket -- the main reasons were the relative pricing of the entertainment and the lack of smoking allowing inside of the establishment. Large free parking lot (fenced in) behind the building and since it was the middle of the afternoon, I was unconcerned about the safety of the neighborhood.

I arrived at about 4:30 on Friday afternoon. No cover charge or ID check by the chill bouncer at the door. The club is a sort of a rectangle; the bar is off to the right when you enter the club and the restrooms are along the back wall and to the left. There didn't seem to be a door on the restroom but it was clean enough and had 3 urinals and two stalls and no restroom troll at this time of day. I got a Fiji water from the bar $7 with $2 tip and sat down at a chair and a round table near the stage. There were probably 6-8 dancers, probably 8-10 customers and I would guess that they were all regulars. The girls' stage show was three dances and it appears that the degree of disrobing is determined by the girl. I watched 4:

Stacey - very petite and cute AA dancer with dyes straight platinum blonde/white hair (or else it was a wig). She had NO tits at all (zero, none!) but she did have a great butt. She did not disrobe at all.