Monday night dead.

The Brass Ass Lounge

Newport, KY

I was in Cincinatti on a Wednesday for work and crossed the river to check out the limited club options for the area. The Brass Bull was like no other club…

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, CO

I was in town for work and looking to kill a little time in the afternoon, so decided to try out P84. The location was a little odd, but not that hard to…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, CA

This was the strangest club layout of any place I went. As I walked up the bouncer acted like he recognized me (I had never been there before) and nodded me…

The club was fairly clean, although seating did feel somewhat filthy. I think carpets are vacuumed and floors swept, but that might be all. I did feel safe outside the club, as well as…

Went in on a Saturday shortly after they opened at noon. ID'd right at the door but no cover before 7pm. Surprisingly crowded with maybe 10 dudes at the bar and another 3-5 at the…

Saturday night live midweek daytime visit overall was a meh experience IMO. Dancers were working 3 stages and 3 girl swaps at same time. So all 3 stages switched with 3 new dancers. Girls do…

Night shifts a bust if you’re not a regular. $5 cover. You see the bar as soon as you walk in. And the left side is the club area with stage and ld area. Girls: Cuban,…