Let me tell y’all about a wild night I had back in the summer of 2019! I know this was a long time ago by this industry’s standards (constantly changing staff / dancers) but I still feel as though this story is relevant and I’ve never had a chance to really tell it.
I don’t recall if it was Friday or Saturday but it was definitely the weekend. I got a call from a buddy of mine who we will just call “Buddy” from now on. Buddy loves the local strip clubs on the east side and whenever I get an invite from him it’s usually for this exact purpose. Neither of us are stingy with our money but we aren’t suckers either and I’ve found that the two man mission is a perfect sweet spot for a fun night. Going alone can be a bit sketchy while going in a bigger group can get out of hand too because the dancers don’t give you as much one on one time.
So we do the usual routine, pregame a little and get what ever supplies we think we’ll need. He tells me about two friends that are working at Country that specific night and we proceed to go straight there. I’ve been here before and it’s a really cool spot in my opinion. It’s more of a lowkey and intimate setting when compared to Diamonds right across the parking lot which to me feels more commercialized plus the dancers are more sassy.
As soon as we show up we’re greeted by Buddy’s two friends. We’ll call them blonde and brunette. They got us through with no cover charge and even though it’s only $10 I was starting to like them already. We took up some seats with them and began to order drinks. At this point he’s taken a liking to blonde and I’ve started getting cozy with brunette. We talked about nothing and got handsy all the while still having spent no money ( not counting a round of drinks ). Soon after they both hit the same stage.
On most nights the very first thing I do is start tipping on the stage even if it’s just 5 bucks. It sets the tone and it’s definitely something the dancers notice and appreciate if you know what you’re doing. I’m a big fan of stage tipping because it can create a chain reaction and encourage other patrons to join in on the fun. Trust me this one strategy alone can win you the dancers favor and lead to a much more exciting night.
So we’re throwing ones, slapping ass, getting loosened up a bit. Other people join in but I could tell the attention to service was very different comparing us to some of the others. I guess a little convo had went a long way because blonde and brunette were fixated on me and buddy throughout their entire set.
After they left the stage we gave them a minute to cool off, collect their money, etc and said we would find each other in a bit. Me and buddy went outside to smoke a lil j & have a locker room pep talk basically just check in see how the night was going, if we were still feeling it, should we hop clubs, etc.
We both agreed that the night was just getting started and we should stay longer. At this point I would say I’ve maybe spent like $40-50 collectively in tips and drinks. We find ourselves back inside having drinks at a table when we notice our lovely ladies. We sit back and play it cool let them do their thing. It didn’t take long for them to find their ways back into our laps and the fun was on again. At this point they suggested we go in the back for a private dance but also promised us there would be no rush, pressure, etc.
Now this is your usual typical stripper sweet talk but the chemistry and vibe was feeling right so we did what we do. Once we were back there blonde went with Buddy and I went with brunette. The agreement that was made between us was that there would be no “lap dance fee” and instead we would simply “take care of each other”. So she begins to dance and strip and I begin to tip singles at what ever pace I felt like. After a song or two and one of the most sensual dances I’ve ever received I see blonde come around the corner and tell both of us to follow her. We all go into a larger part of the dance area where now the gals have switched and I’m fondling blonde while my buddy is all over brunette. All without jealousy or insecurity.
We continue drinking and laughing and messing about. A touch here a whisper there a favor for a favor. A lot can happen in the dimly lit lap dance section especially on a night like this. The girls start making out with each other and we continue making it rain. I get down to the last few bills in my hundred stack and suggest it’s time to go back to the bar for more change, drinks, what ever.
We go back and have another drink or two. The girls do another stage set and it’s me and buddy back tipping. After a short while he calls me over for a boys talk and let’s me know that these ladies are going home after this dance but the good news is they are going to leave with us! We left the bar and waited outside in the car and sure enough they came out hopped into their ride and followed us back to south St. Louis.
Let your imagination run wild but it’s pretty much everything you would expect if you and your buddy took two smoking hot strippers home. Absolutely the most fun and successful night I’ve had at any strip club and I will always remember it because of how the night went. The feeling was right from the beginning.
Disclaimer idk how your experiences will go. We’re both in our mid 20s, decent shape, well dressed, good looking, nice ride etc. The girls were around the same age and you couldn’t positively tell me which one was more beautiful. I’ve had nights where I’ve spent way more and gotten way less than that. Don’t be frugal but don’t be loose either. Focus less on the money and more on other things I’ve mentioned and maybe you too will have some luck like this!
Happy tippin!
