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100 Ansin Blvd Hallandale Beach, FL 33009

A free lunch?!?

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Superllama
Sep 10, 2022, 2:46 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

I stopped into this place during a trip down to Florida. I've been here before and have had a good time so I thought I'd stop in again. I came in around lunch time on a Wednesday. No charge for parking or for entrance. I think the layout of this place is a little unusual. Not bad just different. You walk in, pass the reception desk and pretty quickly come to the first bar. The bar is a long oval shape with a stage in the middle. The main stage is to the right and there is another long oval bar beyond the main stage. At least during lunch time it seems like most people don't really pay any attention to the main stage. Most of the patrons (older guys stopping in for lunch and a beer) were circled up around the two bars.

I sat down at the first bar and ordered a beer and a burger. The burger was indeed free and the beer was about five bucks. I don't remember exactly what it cost but it was a very reasonable price. The burger was decent, nothing special but I wasn't shitting my brains out later so I'd consider that a win! The beer was cold and the bartender reasonably attentive.

The girls definitely tended to be Cubans with a few claiming various parts of Florida with a heavy Cuban accent. There was some variety; a few AA girls and some older bleach blondes. I think the Cubans often tend to be a bit more aggressive and upsell harder which isn't really my style. Obviously this is an overly broad statement but I find that in clubs like this I have to sift through a few girls before I'm able to find what I'm looking for. I eventually settled on a spinner brunette that I spotted on the far stage and got a few dances from her. The dances were $25 apiece and I thoroughly enjoyed each one. I've had girls here "accidentally" miscount the number of dance we had done so I made sure to check in with her every couple dances. "That's two right?" "Ok, that's four..." Its annoying to have to do this but less annoying than having an argument with a girl that's telling the manager how she managed to squeeze 5 dances into three minutes. The dances were good, lots of good contact and she could accurately count to five.

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A free lunch?!?