Eh, whatever is pretty accurate

I stopped by here two or three times before writing a review. All three times were afternoonish, around 5-6pm or so. I'm not sure the days of all of them, but at least the most recent visit was on a Friday. It's easy to find right off a major road, not too far from the big three clubs in the area. The parking lot is pretty small & can be a bitch to get in and out of. Also, a lot of it is coned off or otherwise blocked, making it tough to get a spot even when there isn't many customers. I went through a metal detector and pat down, and paid 3 bucks to park but no entry fee during the day. The same dude was there all three visits, but he seemed a bit bipolar. One day he was friendly, one day neutral, and one day enough of a dick I almost just turned around and left. No ID scanning.

Inside the place is pretty small. There's a small stage that's like 6" raised off the floor with a single pole. There's a bar on one side, a large area roped off for VIP seating, and a couple of regular seats. The VIP area was unused and all the customers were at the bar on all of my visits. I've got no issue with weed, but it the smell of it was pretty strong and obvious every time. I'm talking you could smell it outside. I sat at the bar every time too, domestics were $6 ish and didn't seem to be 2-4-1 anymore as they had been here in the past, but I never stayed for more than one so I'm not 100% positive. Service at the bar was hit or miss, I was completely ignored for a good 10-15 minutes on one visit but the same bartender was super friendly and flirty on another, pulling out her tits and flashing her pussy after I gave her a 3-4 dollar tip. That was a common theme, I got different attitudes from the same people on several visits.

Dancer wise, there was never more than 6 girls. One day there was 1 girl, another about 3-4 and the last day I think 6. None I'd rate over a 6. Not just not my type, which they weren't, but just not hot. Overweight, floppy tits and saggy asses, shitty implants with large scars, lopsided fake asses, you name it. I'd rate them substantially below what's at Porthole nearby, but I did recognize one girl from that club here too. For the most part they all stuck to their customers and didn't really approach me. I'm not the type to be overly passive, but I'm not gonna go out of my way to approach mediocre at best strippers either. So I mostly sat at the bar, getting up to tip a couple bucks on stage at least once per girl. Some girls came and said thanks, others just returned to their customers. Not many customers tipped, mostly just the guys who were sitting with the girl who was called on stage. The girls did 3 song sets, some girls got naked immediately and others never removed a thing. Some girls made an attempt at dancing, twerking, showing pussy, something. Others were clearly annoyed as fuck to have to go on stage. They seemed to call all the girls up back to back, then have a long period with no one on stage. The DJ was pretty annoying, talking, cutting songs at very inconsistent lengths, playing that silly air horn every 15 seconds, you get the idea.