Early spring night without being sprung.

Made my way to this place while traveling. It was a lot further south from the city of Dayton than I expected taking an additional 45 minutes after turning off I-70. The vicinity of this location is safe and it was at the end of a strip mall. Parking was free.

At the door was a bouncer in a suit that did the pat down. Girl at the front desk collected the cover, $10 I believe, and handed me a clipboard with a form to fill out as she scanned the ID. The private club rules required signatures and were explained to me before handing me the forms. Also took the clipboard and compared ID info to the form. Her and the bouncer made sure to tell me “no hands allowed” on the dancers. I should have interpreted that literally.

The bathroom is near the front door across from the register. The stage was elevated and in the center of the square shaped room. To be fully nude, this place can’t sell alcohol so they have separate businesses operating to the left or right of the main club area. They sold some light food and 6 packs of alcohol. Place was pretty clean other than the occasional table with beer bottles left on it. Music wasn’t overpowering. Lighting was on the darker side.

It was a Thursday night after midnight and not a lot of girls were working. 1 AA, rest white. This place advertises $5k dancer makeover every other song so lots of body work done. 1 girl on stage who would get fully nude during 2-3 song set. Mostly 6-7, got a dance with girl who was an 8. I believe it was 2 songs for $40. They have this house Monopoly money they give you when you need change. The lap dance was done upstairs behind a curtain in a c-shaped both. Soon as she (Mandi or something) closes the curtain she says nothing is happening and gets nude to start dancing. The “no hands” line came back and the bouncer walked by the curtain once during the 1st song. The dance was fairly decent but standard, no tease or seduction. Ultimately, I was underwhelmed.

Dayton is driving distance, but I’m not sure I’ll be headed to this place again. The full nude part was what lured me, but I might have had more fun elsewhere.