Lame Dance for 300$

Tuesday night I decided to take a break from poker and catch an Uber to the World-Famous Little Darlings. This is not my first time in this club, and I have had some very good experiences in the past. This night turned out to be a much different experience that what I am used to when visiting Little Darlings.

When you first pull up to the club there is a bouncer standing outside and the front doors were wide open. Once you step in the Club there is a front desk where you have to pay for entry. Depending on your method of transportation you will pay different prices I am not sure what the price differences are, but I paid around $50-55$.

This is a non-alcoholic establishment, and you can get Red Bulls, Coconuts, Water and Soda to drink, and they also offer complimentary popcorn. The seating is pretty standard with VIP booths towards the perimeter and tables scattered around the remaining seating area. I didn't have to pay to sit at a table and I was never offered an upgrade to a booth with a hookah so I'm not sure what those costs.

There were about 20-25 women working on this particular evening and I would say that 75% of them were above average in looks. There were about 5 bottom feeder dancers and I wish these clubs would have a standard with height and weight requirements I am tired of going into clubs and getting the most pressure from the Fatties. We are there for a fantasy not a nightmare and having two ugly fat chicks try and pressure you into dances from them is super annoying. It's so annoying now that I recommend being strait up honest with them and tell them you are not interested in fat chicks, they might leave you alone then but probably not.

I was given a tour of the private rooms and asked numerous times to go into the back for a private dance. The prices for these dances vary widely depending on the Dancer and what she thinks her worth is. I tried to negotiate with the girls and none of the ladies were having it. 300-400 for 15 min in the back is very expensive, for this reason I decided to be extra selective for a really hot girl. I ran into a girl that was mixed with some Asian look to her very beautiful. She called herself Layla and as she sat on my lap, we talked about the price of a 15min dance. I asked her point blank if I could touch her in the back and she said yes. I agreed to the 15 min dance and gave her 300 before we went into the back. This is where things go downhill as far as this dancer goes. As she starts taking off her clothes, she tells me no touching her at all. I said what are you talking about we agree to that already before I bought the dance, she said she never lets anyone touch her. I asked for my money back and she declined saying that I will enjoy the dance. I told Layla that I wouldn't have gotten a dance with her if she would have told me no touching up font.