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Portland, ME. The other Portland. Nice coastal town. I think this is Maine's little secret they let Portland, OR get all they hype while they don't want people coming here and blowing the spot. Wednesday night, Rick's is on a real well lit street, seems like a safe area to me (I mean it is Maine) walk in greeted by a bouncer and the DJ out front, they introduce themselves. Check id. Then I walk in to the door girl. $10 cover and free military. Set up, a couple stages in use. Bar on the right. Unisex bathroom in the back. I guess they are on that woke bullshit up here, with the bathroom stuff. I don't know how that shit even works but I'm sure nothing could go wrong with this stupid fucking idea. Anyway I was blowing up the bathroom for a while thinking to myself, if a stripper I'm interested in uses the stall next to me, how am I gonna explain this shit?

Customers mostly middle age dudes, white and black and then as the night went one a couple groups of younger dudes started coming in. This is the only club in town, so it's here or nothing be it for dancers or customers. The DJ is like a mobile DJ who walks around with a mic. Bartender girl was friendly she gave me a whole run down. One thing to note, change is given back in $2's. Dance prices are overpriced and ridiculous. $40 a song, 3 for $100 and VIP is negotiable but it's always a lot.

Dancers, I thought the lineup was solid overall, for a Wednesday they put out a lot of girls about 20 or so. Mostly younger, some older. Mostly white with a couple black dancers and I think a couple latina it looked like. Variety of body types but plenty of thinner side girls if that's what your looking for. One girl that probably stood out was some girl named Molly, some white brunette girl not my type really but for TUSCL this girl had like a perfect athletic, shapely body. I like a little more fat personally but just a little more. A lot of 6's, some 7's and couple 8's I would say. Nothing at all to get me to pay for a $40 dance. I'll go get a fucking lobster instead. You take the customer out of the game when you do that stupid shit. Who's is buying these dances? Nobody that I saw when I was there, and sure as hell not me. Decent talent, pretty nice club but it's ruined by being too expensive.