Aye! It’s Biseggi everyone !!! Yeah! Everybody knows me! I’m that real deal reviewerer of all da best clubs in the city - and everybody knows , and all the boys know that Biseggi does it right !! Remember they say if it’s good for a goose it’s good for a real duck! Or somethin like that
Anyways I went to this all le Rougie lounge maybe two weeks ago. I saw that other guy pay $30 to get in !?? They charged me $20 but prob cuz I’m Biseggi. The room was very, very bright…very, very light …and very very tight …with what seemed like maybe one bouncer for every seat. There was a stage in middle of room and bar in back. There’s two more floors - one with them honey pots which my boy Snerzy did and the other we didn’t go to.
The floor has dances but they are with girl and bouncer it seems like - or close to that at least. Too many bounce boys. I saw one he tried to look mean at guy for ordering a drink that was $20 cuz They want you to order the more expensive drink and it’s not a real party when girls want $200 of drinks with them bouncers making them faces. I saw one bouncer do moonwalk by bar to Lionel Richie song “hello” Anyways.
Them honey hives are rip off price. $200 for a hive that girls sells as private dance but treats like the old lap dance at a little club. Then they all say $100 tip or you are cheap skater. So $300 for honey hive, $200 for drinks, admission and then $55 for bathroom attendant and you still only danced with one girl for maybe $500-600 so far. If you want to do three Dances and get some drinks I’d Too expensorvior.
Now know they might say lido by mistake but this isn’t lido this is that all hustler club. There are only two places in city where you’d never find lido. One is hustler club now that it got allergic honey hive reaction and never in Flatiron.
Wall st is a good location for Lido. Actually I’m seeing right here an invite just came to my blackberry - the main man Steve Lido!! Yeah! He’s got a party there ya know with no honey hives - just real lido style and pizazz!! Even my boy Snerzy says it - “it ain’t Lido til you’re outta Hustler and Flatirons. “ I’ll remember it like the good old days - down Wall Street with the main man Steve lido ! Biseggi out yeahhhbboyyyy!
