Call.Me.IshmaelToo Explicit
First, calling it a "Billy Joel" isn't clever or fooling anyone.
Also, don't connect dancers by name to extras or OTC in reviews, even if it's a club where "everyone knows" what's going on (which might be true of the club, but not for the individual dancers). TUSCL members with access to these reviews can include club managers and other dancers, who can use that information against a dancer. It's also not impossible for local reporters to access these reviews to find incriminating quotes for their expose piece. And, yes, it's also possible for the cops to get at these reviews.
What a dancer does for you might not match what she does for other guys (and that's her choice). Just be happy with what you got, but don't spell it out in granular detail in the review.