Phoenix Clubs Suck!

After a disappointing trip to Eve's Tease I want to GAB. What a mistake. This place sucked in the past and now it sucks even more! This place seems to be on a race to the bottom.

The place seemed to be full of a bunch of high school students. A bunch if idiot kids throwing way too much money on the stage especially when the girl does nothing. I saw probably 12 dancers on stage and only 3 of them got fully nude. The others went topless and some did not even fully take their top off just slipping them out. There were only maybe 2 girls that I would say were attractive. There were maybe 3 that were downright fat ugly girls that came from the cattle feeding lot. The rest were maybe average. Most of the girls appeared to be stoned. This was not a good place.

I turned down several dances from the only average crowd and then finally one of the good looking ones came over. I could not understand her name as the music was loud. I did get one dance from her. A very thin girl that told me she danced in Las Vegas at the Spearmint Rhimo. She was definitely a professional, career dancer as she had a flawless body without an ounce of fat. The dance was $40 for a single song. No, that is not a typo. $40 dollars. I remember the day when you could get dances here on the floor for $10 and in the back for $20. Even last month when I went it was $30 but now they are up to $40. I did not see very many dances happening there and now I know why. It reminds me why I hate Phoenix clubs so much! I seriously need to get to Mexico especially now since the border is open again. There are no good fully nude clubs in Phoenix any more.