EVES TEASE SUCKS

I had not been to Eve's Tease in a long while and I had never been there under the new ownership so I decided to try it out. What a mistake. This place SUCKS!

I found out that the owner of Dream Palace in Tempe bought out this place so that explains it. Everyone that is local to the Phoenix area knows that Dream Palace is a tourist trap rip off and avoids the place. Only unsuspecting tourists go there. Well now the treat your customers like shit and rip them off model is now at Eve's Tease. I went into the place and there was a fat ugly hispanic dancer dancing on stage that did not take anything off. She breifly pull her top and showed here titties for maybe like 10 seconds and that was it. There were 4 customers at the stage tipping. They all looked like locals to the area. After this dancer finished there were no other dancers on stage for over a half hour. Finally after a half hour a very good looking black dancer came on stage. This one did take her top off and that was it (This is supposed to be a nude club)1 She very unenthusiastically danced for 2 songs. There were 2 customers at the stage tipping (me and another guy). She then got off stage and did not even circulate to sell dances. I swear the dancers at this place do not want to make money! I looked towards the bar area and all of the dancers were congregated talking to each other. Only maybe 2 of them were decent looking. They seemed to not like to talk to the customers.

I was hoping to get some dances from one of the 2 decent looking girls. There was one girl that stopped by that was really not my type. I turned her down. At this point there were only 3 customers in the place. The customers did kind of look like gang bangers. I literally waited for over an hour without a single stage dance nor a waitress coming to ask for my drink order. I did finally get up and get a bottle of water. It was free (the only positive thing that night). I sat back down waiting for these girls to approach me and none came. I refused to approach the girls to ask for a dance. I am paying, it is my money so I do not think I should have to do the work of approaching! Then as I was waiting a group of three thugly looking guys came in and walked up to the girls and they went back to the dance area and were there for probably a half hour. These guys must be regulars. During this time there was 2 customers on the main floor with zero stage dances. Finally when the guys were done they immediately left the place and then finally the black girl that had danced earlier that I was attracted to came up to me. Her name was Uriah. She explained to me the pricing of dances ($25 per song or if you want to buy a show $120 for 20 minutes, $160 for 40 minutes, $220 per hour). These prices are rediculous! I thought about getting a show but I decided not to because I was not sure if it would be worth it and I am glad I did not. I bought 2 dances. You pay at advance at the bar. The dancers were terrible with no contact, not fully nude (only topless) and they were cut short. I was pissed and at this point I left. As I left the doorman gave me a coupon for half price the next time I come but I doubt if I use it. It was $10 to get in. I was so pissed (I did not see a single pussy that entire stay at this so called nude club) that I decided to go to GAB to see if I could see one there. It was terrible too and you can read about that trip in the GAB section. EVE'S TEASE SUCKS!!!