Nude, but not nude

Parked to the right of the entrance for free, but there was valet available.   Went in, greeted by friendly door girl.  $20 to get in, $35 more for vip.  Didn't get the VIP because I wanted to check the place out.  As soon as I walked in a waitress grabbed my beer and took it to the bar.  She placed all the beers into a rectangle container and filled it with ice.  That's $12 plus tip.  Sat down towards the back.  The place is small, I mean really small.  Literally the smallest strip club I've been to.  The main stage has no pole just the girl up there dancing.  I was instantly disappointed and should have left after 1 beer because this place is advertised as a nude club but I didn't see 1 girl get nude on stage.  Was approached by a good looking cuban girl and was enticed to go to vip because it's "very fun" up in VIP. Price was $500 for the girl and 250 for the club to go up for 1 hour.  The VIP area was very nice.  Private room with large windows to see out onto the main stage.  2 chairs and 1 large sofa to lounge on.  Girl began dancing and I finally got to see some nudity.  It was a fun hour but will honestly first and last time for vip at this club.  The PTs in Austin is a better party and I saw more nudity at that club than this one and it's a topless club.  Overall had a good time, everyone was friendly.