GF had a great time at the Men's Club...Me not so Much

So a girlfriend and I were out on the town and having a blast. After a great dinner at Perry's she looked at me and said "I want to fuck around at a strip club."

Not being a douche bag, I drove over to the Men's Club. We walked inside and found a seat among the plenty of open chairs.

TBH, I should've turned around and walked out. The vibe was all wrong. It was a Wednesday and the place was dead. The girls were packed in a bunch on the back wall, all playing on their phones. None of them looked up when we walked by. The rotation on the main stage was slow and pointless. A couple of girls were barely dancing. It was D-E-A-D.