[ISHMAEL'S REVIEW] Living la Vida not so Loca...

If you're already familiar with Club Desire, then read the "Quick Notes," "My Visit," and "Dancer Notes" sections. Everything else is boilerplate content that's intended for those who are unfamiliar with the club.

::: QUICK NOTES :::

I arrived at 2:00 PM on a Tuesday. A bit crowded with an almost entirely older white guy population. It was a very 'meh' visit. Dancer quality was good, but I chose poorly. The itch was scratched, but that's about it.