Haunted House

Wow. Not sure why I even tried. This place is the graveyard of strip clubs. The nice thing about it is the free parking and the view...of a real club across the street in the Flight Club. I have tried this place a handful of times, and even with very low expectations, I am shocked how they attract clientele. $5 cover and they give me a ticket...no one seems to have an explanation for the ticket, but I think it is for the entry into the haunted house for which I had just stepped. Sat at the bar and ordered a water. Barkeep says $7, then proceeds to keep a $3 tip without even asking. But by the look of the place I didnt object, as they probably need it more then I do. Their were five dancers in the 20 minutes I was there. None higher then a five, I think her name was Chloe. 2 of the other 4 looked like they hadnt.missed a meal since...well ever. One was maybe the oldest dancer I have ever seen. I swear she was over 50, and was putting arthritis cream.on her legs on stage. I have said it before, and gone back on my word, but there really is no reason to ever go back.