Let me preface this by saying this is NOT a club ad. I am a real human. Check my other reviews if you'd like desertscrub.
Best. Strip. Club. Visit. Ever. Here are details of my dream:
The previous day I had seen a beautiful spinner in her car outside. I we not up to her car and chatted her up and got her digits.
Next day I went in and hung out with her after her set. Bought her a few tequila shots and took her for 3 songs for 60 in the lap dance area. VERY hot. Billy Joel over my pants was the highlight.
I then agreed to a 150 vip. She took me out and gave me a total porn-style piano man. Told me not to finish in her mouth but I couldn't help myself. She didn't seem to mind at all. Tipped her a benjie.
We had plans to hit the beach the next day but I had to leave town early.
Not posting her name here for obvious reasons
Enjoy!
