This is a review encompassing 4 clubs, hope it will be allowed
I arrived at Pony 2 at 3:00, 7 cars in the lot, I went in and had a quick look around The club is a metal building with decent TVs, VIP is on the left, pool tables in the back, it has 3 stages. Once inside I saw 1 over weight girl on stage, 2 customers, a Manager and a bartender playing pool, a second dancer who was a 5 at best on looks came out of nowhere and offered me $25 private dances, saying they were short staffed so who knows what could happen. I stayed less than 5, telling the Manager I would try again later
Got to Uncle Bucks at 3:30ish, no door girl but someone who knew the ropes let me in, $5 cover. This is a long building with the stage and bar at the far end-and the VIP about halfway down. With no bartender in sight I surveyed the place and saw 5 dancer, the sign had 8 listed. Nobody on stage but Toosweet was being called, I noticed her sat at the DJ booth and talked for a minute. A good stage dancer with a beautiful pair of fakes and legs to die for, her stage energy was good but I assume because she was not sitting with anyone. She came over once finished and hugged for a while, there was a gap between the next dancer and Too was heading to the head, time for a trip across the parking lot
At 4:00 I entered Scores and was met by a high energy door girl, license scan and $5 I was in, to a dead club, 7 girls, as many customers but at least someone on stage, a very pretty tattooed beauty. The club is spacious, clean and tidy, more TVs than Best Buy and a 40’ bar, VIP to the left and 3 stages, kind of. The tattooed girl had some guy getting all the attention for the first song so I got a $5 juice, I was already equipped with $1s so I hit the stage about the same time as another dude, she took my money first then stayed with the other dude till the song ended. She did come over and thank me saying she was sat with the 2 guys, promising to come over when they were done, she hit the VIP with the fatter one, one song I believe. There were 9 girls and about 15 customers, 1 busty girl did not do stage but asked for a tip just for talking, 2 lesbians got on stage together and played and of course there is the girl who should not be there. I was going to head after about 30 but the tattooed girl came over, complaining she was going to have to work evening shift too unless it picked up, I enquired about OTC but she was not going there, time to go
Final stop, The Pony. Again a $5 cover, clean nicely layed out club with the stage in the middle and the VIP up some stairs to the left. 7 girls who all had the “I don’t want to be here look about them” none very memorable, they do a 2 song set with a 2 song gap. I tipped a rather plain blonde on stage and she thanked me, asking if I wanted VIP, when I said maybe later she headed back to her friends, that was me done. Final Note, the bartender is awesome
Needs to get better - Review of The Pony Bama • 141 Ware Dr NE
Huntsville, AL 35811 - tuscl