Decent Day Shift

Empowered by my second COVID shot, I ventured out to my first post-COVID club visit last Friday afternoon. I stopped by Cheetah Hallandale since this had previously been one of my favorite day shift clubs. There was plenty of free parking, no cover, and no temp check. Despite a sign on the door requiring masks, compliance was not enforced once inside.

Inside, there were three stages in use with one dancer on the East and West bar stages, and two dancers on the main center stage. The small elevated satellite stage was not being used. There were several tables with “reserved” cards, but when I asked the guy in the suit if I could sit there, he simply removed the card and let me sit down. Domestic beers were $4.50. Service was efficient with the waitress being among the best looking girls in the club.

I would agree with previous reviewers that the overall aggregate quality of girls was subpar. However, there were at least 3 very attractive girls who were readily available, so I was good. There were probably a dozen Latinas, at least two AA, (one particularly beautiful AA who unfortunately was tied up with her regular the entire time), and it turns out one Canadian and one Hungarian. Although it wasn’t required, I kept my mask on while I was seated, out of habit - not a political statement. I found that the mask filtered out the cigarette smoke and typical strip club smell, making my visit more comfortable.