Tips For Our Ladies' Nips
So after dinner and drinks at a bar in the Avondale area my lady & another couple we know get to talking and discover that the lady (from the other couple) has NEVER been to a strip club! We decide to remedy this and off to The Furnace we go! I know a lot of reviews don't involve couples but maybe this one will help those looking for a "couple-friendly" club.
So The Furnace didn't disappoint! If you've never been its a very nice place, probably the most upscale club in Birmingham. Now its not Vegas or Atlanta upscale, but by Birmingham standards...very nice! They even have a nice menu & the food is good quality. On this night we paid the cover and all 4 of us got wanded at the door (so we felt very safe). There were 3 stages going. 1 at our side, 1 at our back, and of course the main stage....so 3 song rotations were the deal. Waitresses were very nice, not pushy at all (again likely because we were 2 couples) and were very frequently coming by our table to check on us. The Furnace doesn't really have chairs currently to sit at the stage...when you want to tip you go and stand at the stage. I like this model because we were constantly moving around from stage to stage and tipping. You didn't have to worry on a crowded night about squeezing in or getting 4 seats together at the stage. We really played up the fact that one of the ladies with us was popping here strip club cherry that night & the dancers really showed her (and us) a lot of attention! Boobs in the face, hold the dollar in your mouth, etc. All the normal strip club stage tricks and we all had a freakin blast!
After about an hour or so of tipping & drinking we talked her into getting her first lap dance. She didn't want to go alone so after some negotiation we secured 2 "couples" lap dances. All 4 of us & 2 dancers headed off. The normal rate was $20 per song. We did 2 songs for $50 plus $10 to the DJ/Security guy. I know you guys like a quick description so our dancer was very petite mixed girl. Smoking hot with a few tattoos & her name was Vixxen. She was an easy 8. The other couples dancer was a little thicker but not fat. White girl with platinum blond hair. Can't remember her name but she was a good 7. So normally The Furnace seems to be low mileage and it still kinda was. But the fact that it was "some" mileage with our ladies present gave this visit to The Furnace extra points. So the first song was pretty standard, but the second song got a little more handsy. Some over the pants stick shifting & then the ladies got the most attention. The second song had the dancers sort of making out with our girls. No kissing in the mouth but sucking on our ladies necks, making our ladies bend over our laps and then the dancers would spank them, and then they pulled out our ladies tits and sucked on their nipples. I think our girls were a little embarrassed because neither of us guys had seen the other girl's tits out before lol. But the dancers & the alcohol just seemed to facilitate a "just go with it" atmosphere! So when in Rome! Another great night at The Furnace. Good value, good time. I will (and hopefully we will) return.
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