Dirty's Topless Bar
3308 NW Grand Avenue Phoenix, AZ 85017

Eye Candy and clean dances only at Ditry's

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0ddJob69
Mar 7, 2021, 3:26 AM
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OK, first let's clear up my money rating. 5 for money. I want to give higher, but without the VIP being what it was cannot. The rating probably deserves to be a bit lower at this exact moment in time, but this is not fault of the club, it is the restrictions on the area when I visited. So I went middle ground because I know where it would be if not for Covid. I am not going to rate high, but not going to ding them to something out of their control. They do a good job operating within the boundaries and limitations for what they are allowed to work with.

That being said, the club itself hasn't change since my last visit except to accommodate the required restrictions. Temp taken and hand sanitizer sprayed on hands when entering. $7 cover. DJ and stage to your left upon entering, bar in front of you. Club is smaller in size overall, so seating area is decent, but space to move about freely can be tight when busy. Private dance area in the narrow curtained off area behind main seating not used right now. Make shift VIP area directly in front of entrance near far end of bar when you come in. Bathrooms were advertised at no extra troll costs but not visited, so someone else will have to review the cleanliness, smell, and toilet paper quality as I have no comment to offer.

Ladies were hot. Most were very pretty, honest about what was offered (in or out), and friendly. As with any club, there are those who have GPS or just think you are a sucker and don't know $#!^. It doesn't take long, if you ask and get an honest answer, to figure out VIP will not have any mileage right now if that is what you are looking for. Private dance offerings ranged from $15 to $50 per dance depending on the girl and the angle she was working. I think the given price is supposed to be $25 if you asked a staff member and not an entertainer. The all about business and not worth time of day ladies will be on their way as soon as you give the not right now answer. Same girl hit me up three of five nights I visited right after I sat down, almost in sync with my but hitting chair. Here is a clue that generally applies to most people who choose to come into a club. Most people who choose to come in, generally want to at least take a few minutes, survey the landscape, and enjoy a few minutes to relax and order a drink to sip on before getting into the game. You can be the hottest lady in the club on that given evening, but if you follow a customer to their seat and lead with "would you like a dance", sexy Hispanic accent or not, the answer will likely be no most times. Try a hello, welcome to the club, would you like company, anything but straight to would you like a dance. Change your approach C******** it isn't working for you. You are super sweet, your approach and timing could be a lot better IMO. Also, forget the name, one of the ladies hit me up for a dance, super hot appearance wise. I asked how much? Her response was $50 per song and I get no closer than 6ft. I applaud her for being honest in her GPS world, but not a good selling point at $50 per song. For the realistic ladies not suffering from GPS and whom had genuine personalities, despite knowing I was going to get most air dances, I did get dances with a few ladies. I chose to take a few ladies who took the time to sit, hang out with me a bit instead of their phones in a corner, back to the dance area for a couple songs each. Dances were mostly air, some would take periodic 5-10 seconds to get up close and personal, handsy, or provide quick mouth watering sample of what a real VIP with no restrictions or OTC could be like. Overall, there is no mileage to be had right now, so other than the very brief sampling or a quick brush or two, don't expect anything more than the eye candy.

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