Dead Monday night, but Extras were very much alive.

I decided to make my second trip ever to the Gold Club on a Monday night. Although the place was very dead, I still managed to have an amazing time. The cover was $7 and I tipped the door girl. Once inside I discovered that this place was dead. Like there's dead and then there's this place on a Monday night. No dancers were on the main stage, and there were like 3 customers seated around the bar. I made my way to the gorgeous bartender and got a Jamison and Sprite. I then sat at the bar opposite the main one that is visible upon walking in. I was only in the club maybe 10 minutes when possibly the hottest Cuban I have ever seen walked up and sat on my lap. I will omit her name, but you can whisper me for the details. She was a blonde smoke show with fake titties, and unbelievably small waist, and a gigantic ass. Her English wasn't amazing, but it did the trick. We shot the shit for around five minutes when she inquired about a dance. She told me it was $35 per dance or I could get 15 minutes with her for in VIP for 350 - 100 going to the club with her pocketing the rest. I simply could not resist her private show. When we went back to the she advised that I tip the security 15 bucks to make sure we had privacy. I did, and when we went back she immediately got naked and took off her pasties.

She grinded on me for around 90 seconds before unzipping my pants. Pulling a condom out of her purse, she put it on me with her mouth. We then had some adult fun. Despite her enhanced chest and screaming of papi faster, our encounter did not last remotely close to what I had hoped it would. She was an easy 9 in any club in Tampa. Afterwards she cleaned me off with a wetnap from her purse and we went back into the main area of the club.

She hung out with me for a good hour afterward. I stayed to watch the rest of the Arizona Dallas game. I attribute her continued presence to the club being mostly dead. I bought her some food and she was even jealous of other dancers talking to me in her absence. She joked with the other dancers about me getting her pregnant. Something I did not find funny at the time. After the game I got another 3 dances with her for a discounted 70 bucks. She inquired about a second round, but it was quickly approaching midnight and I did have to work in the morning. After the three dances, we parted ways and she kissed me on the lips. She insisted that I give her my number, and I complied.