Gilf Fest

I went to check this place because of the Brazilian women rumors. When you walk in you take a step to the right sign a waiver and get your temperature checked. Then you take you waiver to the bar. I sat down and it’s a rectangle bar stage with a pole in the middle, bartender making her rounds. Immediately I noticed I was at an AARP approved club. I’m a bit younger and I looked forward to MILFs but this felt like a GILF fest. There were 4 dancers walking around and this was at 5pm. 3 of them had enhanced boobs but I couldn’t get over the veins popping out of their hands. I was approached by a black dancer who was very thick and had a busty chest. I tipped her and felt her up but she kept talking about her kids and her Instagram business. She told me she was 51, I finished my beer and got the hell outta there. For a $10 cover and BYOB this place could be a winner but they have to get some younger talent and girls that get right down to business.