10pm at the Oasis

After an unremarkable stop at the Purple Orchid the Oasis was conveniently just a mile+ down Passyunk-Essington. The area may seem sketchy but there isn't much around, being squeezed in among a HUGE produce warehouse, a sprawling tank farm with over 50 tanks and the largest collection of car dealerships in the tri-state region. On previous visits (before the new ownership) this place had cheap, stale, minimalist decor and lackluster, uninspiring entertainers, nothing worth repeating. But recent reviews were good so I rolled in to a full front parking lot at about 10p.

The same entrance as before, $10, metal detector, thru the doors into the main room. Before I could even look around at the new decor (quite the tasteful upgrade) I was given a smothering hug by a dancer saying, "We need to have some fun tonight, lets go sit down". With my eyes still adjusting to the classy dark ambiance, I followed a wonderfully proportioned bottom on a light-skinned AA spinner down the aisle to the far end of the bar. When we sat down I finally got a good look at her cute face and nice B+ top. I also noticed that she already had two mostly-consumed drinks in her hand so I figured things could get interesting.

As soon as we started chatting she smothered me with handsy hugs and encouraged more discreet but full contact than I've ever gotten at the bar before. The mutual molestation continued for about half an hour while the dancers rotated thru on stage. From what little I noticed, mostly they were 5-8 in a variety of colors, but with fewer chubbys than the usual Purple Orchid line up. After she downed a $10 tequilla shot we headed for the $20 back room (nice new furniture etc) with her bouncing off a few barstools and walls as we went. Back in the corner of the room she immediately got me out and after offering "other things" finished me nicely with her hands in under two dances. $40 tip and a happy drive home.