When you gotta get out of the city for fun...

For starters, $15-20 cover depending on the night gets you free cans of Coors Light or Miller Lite, water bottles, or fountain Coke.

I’m not going to be super detailed on the club layout etc, that’s been covered plenty in previous reviews and nothing has really changed here in well over a decade. This is more of a ‘Rona update. I’ve been here twice recently, last night, and also a few weeks ago.

There were a few less chairs around the bar, stage, and tables, but there is no serious attempt to keep parties 6 feet apart. Most of the staff were wearing chins guards, but I didn’t once see them wearing a mask properly. In both visits I don’t recall a single dancer wearing a mask properly or otherwise, even as a lark. Nothing has seemed to change with stage or back room dancing. Even though Westmorland County bars and restaurants are supposed to be closed again, this is deep in MAGAt land, so no one is taking anything seriously. If you are actually trying to social distance, this isn’t the place for you, but what the fuck would you be doing in a club anyway.

There was still a great selection a dancers, though not especially diverse. 2 mixed girls (both cute imo), a knockout tall Asian, and a decent variety of 10-15 white girls. Given that everything in Allegheny County is closed, I’m kind of surprised I didn’t see anyone from the city working out here, like I have in the past. On the earlier visit, Pittsburgh area legend porn”star” Rikki Raxx was there, for those interested check the schedule on the website if you want to see her.

Dances are still $20 in the communal couch room. Hands can roam anywhere except between the legs, as long as the dancer consents. Privates are very reasonable 20min/$135 40/$190 60/$260. There are cameras and you won’t get away with anything crazy at those prices. Supposedly there is a more pricey 60 minute option that is truely private, but I’ve never inquired. Amusingly though there is a box of tissues provided, and your welcome to whip it out and take care of yourself, though the girls will understandably keep their distance while doing that.