Lame but entertaining in an odd way.

This was my first time here and I was really let down. This club has a really strange layout. A maze of those wardrobe wall separators with a second bar in the rear. It was slow. No music playing. Only two AA dancers at the bar. I sort of wandered in looking around and not knowing where to go. I sat at the bar and ordered a beer looking around to see who was working. This must have been an off night? The only girls I saw were the two at the bar and the one who served me my beer. The pickings were slim, but I decided to go with the girl sitting closest to me. She was very dark, about 18-20, thick - but not unattractive thick - with a big ass. She was pretty enough. I’d say a 5. The odd thing was that she just sat there not approaching me or anyone else. It was still a little early. I suppose they may have only opened recently. Anyway, I walked up to the her and asked if she was giving dances. She smiled and I could tell she was prettier than I thought. She seemed upbeat and happy to be there. She took me back among the maze of walls. She asked someone to turn on some music and I though - hey it was starting to feel like a real strip club. I sat down on a worn out loveseat. There was a small collapsible table to right for my beer. She climbed up on the couch and started shaking this and that. It didn’t do much for me. I could tell she was nervous and the vibe wasn’t quite there. At one point she caught the wall with her heel and it fell, hitting the one next to it and before I knew it, the walls around four of the couches fell like dominos and were all exposed! We were the only ones there, but I could just imagine how upset someone might be if they were caught in the act. LOL But, I doubt this is that kind of club. She was pretty embarrassed and quickly set them all back up. She came back and both had a good laugh. She started back into and after a few minutes said she had to leave to check on something. She came back and after a few more minutes - the same routine. She left, saying something about the wrong song playing of something. That’s when I noticed the camera pointing straight at me. I was getting a little hands-on, but no more than most would at any other club. It was about that time I saw a bouncer collapsing the wall next to me, asking me to leave. It was a strange experience. He was trying to be intimidating, but I cracked a sort of half smile and tried not to laugh. I got up and said “don’t worry I won’t be back”. He some stupid, unoriginal bullshit like “ that’s right, you better not be back!”. I thought about messing with him a little - since it would have been more entertaining than the dance. LOL But, I had a long drive to Chicago and decided to leave it at that.