Friday night, new-to-me talent at Pandora's

Stopped into Pandora’s on a Friday night about 10. The scene was a bit livelier than the midweek midday scene I normally find myself in. There were 2 stages, a lapdance area with high backed love seats, lots of little tables with chairs, a DJ, a “bar” for sodas, a waitress, about 10 girls and 10-15 guys. $20 to get through the door and a free soda. There were a few familiar faces, but mostly new-to-me talent. I turned down a lot of girls with a direct and firm “I’m just watching right now”, including “the natural” and “footballs” the Soundgarden Rocker from my earlier review of Pandora’s, as well as a super bony white girl with tiny A’s, some large white females with large danglers and larger asses, a skinny and slightly aggro Latina, an AA with preposterous bolt-on’s, and a thick Afro-Cuban looking gal with long blonde hair. There was a large sloppy ginger girl with G naturals and a bit of a gut, but a pretty decent ass. I saw her naked and fucking in the LD area later on. DIRTY. There were a couple of cute busty young brunettes that would dance and then head straight back to chat with the DJ, despite me trying to catch their eye a bunch of times. To be honest, things were looking bad for a while: I couldn’t get the attention I wanted, and the stuff that kept coming by wasn’t all that great.

+$20 door and drink = total cost $20

Then, a middle-aged brunette mom in a mesh top that didn’t cover her nice B’s came over and gave me the run down on her menu: $30 lap dance, $40 touch anywhere, $50 HJ. I do appreciate this level of directness, and so I figured I’d give her a spin. The dance was pretty good, with decent grind but upon closer inspection, I discovered some pretty hard fakies under those nice-looking boobs, and I knew it was all over. Just not my speed. I thanked her after 1 dance, and we parted.