Friday night at the Best Pplace in Suburaban DC

Arrived about 9:15 pm, just after they opened. It was Valentine's Day so the barman said the ladies were a little late but would be out on stage shortly. He kept his word, Between 9:25 and 10:45 one dancer at a time went on stage, thereafter there were two on stage at once, sometimes interacting with each other as well as the guys and gals on "perert row.". (The state is about 4 feet deep, well-lit, and there is a four foot deep carpeted space between the front of the stage and the first row of seats called "pervert row" that the dancers use as an extension of their performance areas. The stage is only about 30 inches off the floor, so you can easily move foreward to tip with a dollar or three or four.)

As others have mentionned this club is one large room with an alcove for non-private VIP dances and then lavatories, a out-of-the- waydressing room for the dancers, and a private VIP area in the back. Nornally you pay you cover charge at a ticket booth on the way in, but this time there was no one on duty so the bouncer directed me to the bar to pay my fee and get my hand marked. You mark your hand so that you can go in and out to your car to resupply your beverage. Gradually more and more dancers came in. True to their word, most of the dancers go bottomless for part of their time on stage, but not all. Most of the dancers are in their young twenties, Most of the dancers are fit and trim, with bust sizes ranging from B to large Ds. (I did not see any A cups). The stage is along one side of a rectangle -- the long side -- with mirrors all around. You can sit in the front row where you can get brief "dollar dances" in your lap, or a few guys stepped up to the edge of the stage and simulated some modest humping. The girls (about 20 or more in number) come around during the evening offering to "keep you company" by sitting next to you or on your lap in the second, third and fourth rows. But their real goal is to entice you into a VIP.

There were interesting sidelights to the evening. (1) a mature brother and sister came in and sat in the two chairs at the far end of "pervert row" and the dancers gave them spelcial attention -- especially the woman -- because they kept "making it rain". I never saw any of the dancers disrobing the woman, but she was wearing a loose-fitting blouse that they kept moving up her midrift so that they could massage her breasts. (2) after the first couple left, an African-American couple of mixed ages came in and sat in the same two chairs, and they were given equal treatment. (3) there was a woman who looked like a college freshman who was dressed to the hilt with stockings, a fine skirt and a nice blouse, who smiled all the time, paid close attention to the action on stage, but never got a dance herself. She seemed to be with two young men who kept a close eye on her.

At one point I thought I counted over 20 dancers -- maybe even 25 -- in the room at one time. A few more kept dribbling in after Midgnight. Almost all were Causcasians, but this included Hispanicas and some Russians (or Eastern Europeans). There were three very lightly complexed AAs, with small busts and very slim hips. A few of the European Amerians had wider hips than most, with additional junk in the trunk, but they were not "BIG". One amusing trait was that about half of the girls had long straight hair that went well-down their backs, if not below their waists. This must be the "in" style at College Park?