The St. James
555 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073

One of the biggest strip clubs I've been to outside NYC and Vegas

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wttb12
Jan 31, 2020, 3:35 PM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

I was visiting Houston on business and had a couple hours to kill so I decided to check out the local SC scene. TUSCL reviews said this place had the best looking girls if not the most extras, so I gave it a try. I was pleasantly surprised by the talent there.

I went on Friday afternoon and the parking lot in the front was pretty full. There was a valet guy there who parked the car for you if you wanted to park in the front, but he said you could park it yourself for free if you parked out back or on the right side of the building. The right side was full, so I self-parked in the back. I walked through a metal detector at the door and the lady at the front said the cover was $5 which was reasonable.

After going inside, it was pretty packed. The club is pretty big with multiple rooms. Nearly all the seats downstairs were taken. The main stage is right in front as you enter and there are smaller satellite stages left and right. Seats are all over and the lap dance rooms are in areas behind to the left and right. I walked around the first floor for a bit to check out the scene. There are a couple bars, but I'm not much of a drinker, so I skipped them. Smoking was allowed inside, so I tried to find an open seat that wasn't next to some heavy smokers, which was difficult. Finally found a spot against an elevated seating area just to the right of the main stage and sat down. Surprisingly, I didn't have a single waitress come up to me, which I didn't mind since I wasn't thirsty and didn't want to get forced to buy a bottle of water I didn't need.

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