Better than it was...so there’s that.

Hadn’t been to Shakers in quite a while. I guess now they’re calling it the new shakers? I was excited to see that they built a real private dance area. I had previously avoided going when all they had was a little partition and a bouncer watching the whole action.

The talent is what you would expect for an Iowa strip club. Lots of stretch marks, cellulite, and bags under the eyes. 5-6 on a good day. But hey! New private rooms so it was going to be a good night right?

Hottest dancer of the night was a weathered blonde with a lips tattoo on her ass. You could tell she’s had a rough life but still kinda hot. Took her back to the private area and was underwhelmed. I could touch her most places but not down there (to be expected) but there was barely any grind and she made like zero eye contact. I did one dance then called it a night.