Sometimes hot ain’t worth a hassle

Ok so I get a call Friday from a couple of buddies up north. “Hey we are coming down to check out that guitar casino”. Ok I say When? they say tomorrow @ 5. The plan was to go to the beach get some dinner and hit the casino but the weather was unseasonably shitty and my buddies were already pretty drunk when they got off the plane. So change of plans they want more cocktails and titties. My funds are kinda tight at the moment so I only have cash for gambling or mongering, I wanted to gamble. So I figure I’ll do the designated driver thing till we get to the casino. We get to DD around six and the lot is pretty full but I find a spot, I pay the $2 parking fee and the $10 cover. DD was pretty full and there weren’t any tables were the 3 of us could sit together so I told them to grab a 2 seater in front of the stage and Ill find a spot at the bar and kill an hour or so. I found a seat at the bar ordered a $6 Diet Coke and started taking in the scenery. It didn’t take long before the sharks come cruising. One after another I tell them no thanks I’m just tipping the girls on stage. I look over at my pals and they both have girls on their laps and big smiles. This one hot Cuban girl with big tits sidles up and gives me the below the belt hand shake. She wants to go private. I take a deep breath and tell her not now. Up until now I had been getting free refills on that Diet Coke ( I gave the bt $10 and gave her the change) but a different bt refilled it and charged me another $6. I told her I was the designated driver and the other bt had been giving me free refills, but she wasn’t having any of it. I signal my buddies and let them know it was time to split. They both decide to take their new friends private before we bail. That’s when then Cuban cutie with the tits comes back. She says $25 for a private and I go for it. We get the booth as one song was ending. I sit and she gets to work. She was hot but not much of a dancer and it wasn’t long before she got to the upsell $150 for a hummer. I declined happy with the dance. The song ended and she said OK 2 songs. I said one song I am done. She said No it was 2 songs. I said that last song was ending when we walked in. She tried to negotiate down to one and a half. I said No here is your $25 take it or leave it. She took it and with that I was done with DD for the night. I went out and waited for my pals. They staggered out not too much later, and a few hundred dollars lighter.